What It’s Like When the Coffee at the Office is Horrible

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It should be considered a crime to serve bad coffee at the office. Seriously. Whoever brewed the burnt, weak pot of “nastay” sludge should be fined $1 billion. And we’re going to install stocks to put the loser who used up all of the coffee creamer in. OK, maybe that’s just my pre-coffee brain talking, but who’s with me?

I’m not a morning person, and my lovely Alpine family understands. But here’s a real look at a non-morning person’s struggle bus adventure.

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Time to get up and get to work. Ha, jokes. Hit snooze for 30 minutes.

What It's Like When the Coffee at the Office is Horrible

OK, now you really have to get up. The faster you get showered, dressed, and crawl through traffic, the faster you can get this day over.

What It's Like When the Coffee at the Office is Horrible Awwww, yeeaaaaahh. WARM 98.5 is totally playing my T.Swift jam. Maybe today won’t be so bad.

What It's Like When the Coffee at the Office is Horrible

Coworkers: Good morning! What are your plans this weekend? Are you excited it’s Friday? I love your shoes! Ahh, Friday! Happy, happy, happy!

What It's Like When the Coffee at the Office is Horrible

Me: … meh.

What It's Like When the Coffee at the Office is Horrible

Level 1: Get out of bed & Get to the office. Check.

Level 2: Navigate the morning people in the office. Check.

Level 3: Coffee. 

What It's Like When the Coffee at the Office is Horrible

Someone used the last Pumpkin Spice K-Cup. Chocolate Glazed Donut is on backorder. We’re out of CoffeeMate liquid creamer. The Krea machine is broken.

What It's Like When the Coffee at the Office is Horrible

Happy Coworker: We have a carafe over there! And there is decaf! The smell and taste should wake you up, right?

What It's Like When the Coffee at the Office is Horrible

Me:…

What It's Like When the Coffee at the Office is Horrible

What It's Like When the Coffee at the Office is Horrible

What It's Like When the Coffee at the Office is Horrible

What It's Like When the Coffee at the Office is Horrible Thank God that only happens in my nightmares. Working for a coffee company means that my morning coffee goes more like this.

Level 3: Coffee…

Pumpkin spice. All the creamer. Stir sticks stocked. There are sleeves for the coffee cups. It’s going to be a great day.

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